"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?" Come on... anybody?  Y'all remember National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation right? Clark Griswold? Well, this is our spin. 

Ingredients: Coconut milk and cream (coconut, water) brown rice syrup, water, sugar, spices, sea salt, cream of tartar.